personal assistant wanted

my friend suz told me today that she really needs a personal assistant. after i stopped professing my many qualifications for this job (hoping she'd hire me) and the conversation moved on, i got to thinking.... i need a personal assistant. with the workload i have going on lately, i am like The Childlike Empress trying to save everyone from The Nothing. well, where's my Atreyu, I ask? where is my little boy with the white horse to urge me forward? where is my Sebastian to give me a name and save it all? hmmm?? i'd settle for a big pink Falcor to scratch behind the ears and get me to work on time.

anyways, i am busy. that is the point of all this. very busy actually. more on that later. i am liking all this secrecy.

i leave you with this interesting info:
The Childlike Empress turned 33 this summer. hard to imagine. i just keep picturing her saying "One grain of sand. That is all that remains of my vast empire."