a good day for pet peeves

i'm having a really good day today. i've been very productive at work. had numerous meetings (one of which at another one of our sites), all with great outcomes and feedback on the application that i am working on/deploying. i'm looking forward to going out tonight with kat, snahel and the gang after a vigorous workout (and a shower). with all of this warm and fuzzy goodness going on, i figure to keep it real, i should not so much focus, but at least touch upon, a few bad things.

a few of my pet peeves:
*when someone touches my computer screen (i actually feel like biting their finger off when they do it.... all i'm saying is: watch out!)
*when the sheets aren't straight and evenly distributed across the bed when i am settling in to go to sleep.
*the inky residue that newspaper leaves on my fingers
*(this is an old one, but i just can't shake it) - when a person orders their coffee with 'cream and sugar' instead of just saying 'regular'. let me educate those of you who don't already know. cream and sugar = regular. therefore, a medium regular = a medium coffee with cream and sugar. that is all.

what are your pet peeves? i want to hear some wacky ones.