The navratala ganjatala heals all

so my day starts off with the usual lately... that is, waking up in time to save my car from the ticket nazis, driving to work still groggy, and praying i don't get rear-ended on Memorial Drive.
Highlights were as follows:
1.) getting 'Let's Get Physical' by Olivia Newton John stuck in someone's head at breakfast
2.) leaving work and getting a quick bit of fresh air on an errand only to be stuck behind a garbage truck
3.) almost having my ATM card eaten by the machine and saved it JUST in time for it not to be swallowed into lockdown never to be seen again (or 10 business days - whichever comes first)
4.) having the nutritionist at work catapult me into an epiphany: i eat crap. in fact - i don't eat any fruits or vegetables a day (not counting that one peice of lettuce on my sandwich at lunch - it's iceberg - might as well be cardboard as far as i'm concerned). good thing i didn't mention the chocolate covered espresso beans i down to keep my coding fly.
5.) my flamboyant kick-boxing instructor made us do squats (which made me feel like i was She-Ra) while talking about the 'hotdog' he shouldn't have eaten before class (if i had a nickel everytime i ... ooops!)
At least it has ended well. Had some unbelievable homemade indian for dinner with a little vino. Hit the spot, let me tell ya.